BDSM contact lenses

Ever stuck a chilli finger in your eye? Or, um, anywhere else sensitive?

No?

Yes?

Close-up photo of a crying girl

Find out what your customer’s most painful problem is and then offer them a solution.

Last night, we cooked something yummy for tea. It involved diced chilli, diced ginger, and diced garlic. So far so good.

I took my contact lenses out, as per usual; so far, so good.

Then I went to sleep and wiped my hard drive.

So when I got up this morning and put my contact lenses in, I’d entirely forgotten about yesterday’s tea. You see, chilli contact lenses don’t announce themselves immediately. No, they bide their time. They lull you into a false sense of security and comfort. You get a few blissful seconds of ‘contact lenses as usual’ before the burning starts.

Usually, it just makes my eyes water for a few minutes. I guess the addition of ginger pushed it from chilli contact lenses to BDSM contact lenses, because my nose is still running. And my eyes are still watering.

And no, I didn’t shriek and take them out and rewash them, because that’s a faff. So I just left them in, thinking it’d calm down. And it did calm down, but it’s a bit bright in here…

The pain wasn’t enough to take them out and start again, you see.

That’s a very human trait. We put up with an awful lot of shit until we reach some kind of breaking point. The straw that broke the camel’s back, it’s called. Until it all gets so painful that we have to make a change.

How painful are your clients’ problems? Are they painful enough to get you in to fix them yet? If not, how can you twist the knife?

Stuck and struggling to find ways to do that. Ethical ways; no slimy marketing tricks here. You can Borrow My Brain and I will help you with whatever you need – in a half-hour Skype call.

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TTFN,

Vicky

Vicky Fraser is a copywriter, author, and entrepreneur. She really did run away with the circus… but when she’s not swinging from a trapeze, she’s showing other copywriters and small business owners how to work with better clients, make more money, and stop missing bathtimes, first words, and dinners with angry partners. In fact, she wrote the book on it. Get your copy here.

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