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Who’ll help you hide the bodies?

Caution: this post contains wine. And truth. A big old truth bomb.  Sitting on the sofa, having watched the latest episode of American Gods, and polishing off a bottle of Pinot Gris... Joe and I got to talking about people. Specifically, the kind of people who draw you in. Who lift you up. Who have [...]

Pre-brain-mashing Prosecco and eyeshadow

"You see, I don't want to look like someone went mental with blue eyeshadow and a blow-torch." To be fair to her, she didn't bat an eye -- she may laugh with her colleagues later -- but she was completely delightful to me as I sat down in her chair and explained that I'm 37 [...]

Glass people don’t have moneygasms

As 15 people have orgasms right in front of my eyes, I giggle and take another sip of gin. Have you seen Amélie? If I had to choose a single favourite film, that'd be it. That, or The Day After Tomorrow. And the orgasm scene always makes me chuckle... but that's not why I love [...]

What would you say is the hardest thing about running your business? I’d guess it’s the same thing I’d say. It’s feeling like you’re alone.  Especially when you start doing the eyebrow-raising stuff I’ve been sharing with you over the past few weeks. Nobody else is doing this stuff (and their businesses aren’t growing). Nobody [...]

Borrow my brain! (For real)

Doh! If you were paying attention yesterday, as several of my eagle-eyed readers were, you'll have noticed that I buggered up the painted cow butts and the non-painted cow butts. Obviously it was the painted ones that didn't get eaten by lions, and the non-painted ones that met a furry, toothy end.  Ahem. I got [...]